Legitimate Grilled Cheese Sangwish

Tomatoes
Butter
Cheese

... On white bread (grilled)

Pickle Surprise

Sandwich Spread
Ham

... On an english muffin (open-faced)

Steaky Steaky 6 Millenium Edition

Philly Steak Strips
Sauteed yellow onion
Grilled mushrooms
Mozzarella cheese
Garlic butter

... On a hoagie roll (toasted)

Meatball Sandwich

Italian-style frozen meatballs (hot)
Meat-flavored marinara sauce (hot)
Mozzarella cheese

... On a hot dog bun

Turkey Sandwich (Platonic Ideal)

Brown mustard
Turkey Breast
Cheddar cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Sandwich stacker dill pickles
Mayonnaise

... On white bread

Cannibal Sandwich

Ground Sirloin (raw)
Onion

... On dark rye bread

Brain Sandwich

Mayonnaise
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Brain

... On white bread.